I need some head
in other news, my medieval studies professor is now giving a Silmarillion-inspired account of UChicago’s history in order to prove that the latke is better the hamentash.
…we are not like other schools.
the day is january 1st, 3009. a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.
i’ve met one of the most beautiful darkskinned girls in the world.