my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me
“I’m more beautiful than anybody else,” she said brokenly, “why can’t I be happy?” Her moist eyes tore at his stability—her mouth turned slowly downward with an exquisite sadness: “I’d like to marry you if you’ll have me, Dexter. I suppose you think I’m not worth having, but I’ll be so beautiful for you, Dexter.”
~F. Scott Fitzgerald, Winter Dreams
I’ll be pissed. The Norse were very good with retaining their heritage and beliefs, Christianity was merely a façade for most of them. If anything, Ragnar should convert Athelstan. A Norse convert fighting alongside his Viking masters would be spectacular indeed.